Freddy B - She Only Bitches When She Breathes

She said if we got married, by a house and some land
Pick out our circles of trust, those matching wedding bands
Life would be so sweet and I'd treat you oh so nice
We'll be rolling in the hay almost every night

Now one year later
Honey, I need you to mow the grass
Take out the trash
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
And for heaven's sake put down the toilet seat

She only bitches when she breathes
Rolling in the hay upsets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams

Yeah, this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self-esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes

She was always smiling, shy in many ways
She always kept me hanging on every word shed say
She was sweeter than honey, and every mans dream
She said let's tie the knot, we'll make the perfect team

Now one year later
I work all day just like you do
Why don't you wash your own clothes?
And buy some new underwear
Because these won't come clean and by the way
Not tonight because I have a headache

She only bitches when she breathes
Rolling in the hay sets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams

Yeah, this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self-esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes

Yeah, she only bitches when she breathes
Rolling in the hay sets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams

Yeah, this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self-esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes

I'll have to sum it up this way, she could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes
Why don't you cook for me anymore?